Sunday, April 27, 2008

5 Reason's Why I Hate The Sims

So, you've all played The Sims, right? If you haven't, wow, then stop having a life for two seconds. Damn. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Well, in case you haven't heard, The Sims is one of the best selling PC game's of all time. People still can't get enough of The Sims. They have Sims counseling classes for all those Simaholic's. Really, right next door to Myspace Anonymous.

Well, here's 5 reason's that I hate The Sims. That's right, I said it. I hate The Sims.

5) Gibberish. It's all Gibberish! Imagine moving to a neighborhood where everyone speaks Chinese except you. You find a book and learn Chinese? Now, imagine that there's no possible way to learn the Chinese language. Everyone just kind of knows it, except you. It's Gibberish! Blibber Blabber! Do you know what "blibber blabber" means? Of course not, because it's Gibberish!
4) Sim's can't hold their bladder. If they really have to pee, they don't care where they are or how new the carpet is. They will pee on it. They're worse then dog's.
3) Sim's are very demanding. I walk away from the computer for three seconds. I come back and my Sim is shouting at me. No, he can't be polite. He demands that I show him the way to the refrigerator. You know what, Mr. Sim? I'm your creator, damn it! You speak to me with respect, jerk. Next time that you want to speak to me, you bow your head and pray.
2) Those crazy little Sim's aren't as innocent as they look. Sim's start fire's.
1) Neighbor's walk into your house without being invited. They watch your TV, they take shower's in your bathroom, and they turn your radio on without even asking. They are disrespectful little bastard's.

In retrospect, maybe I take the game a little too seriously.


Jesse Martinez said...

Hey derek this is Jesse from under all the shards, I just wanted to thank you for viewing my blog and to help spread the news. I hope you enjoy my writing. Read the one that is titled the sounds of silence and see what you think of it. Thanks again!

Jesse Martinez said...

By the way this article is pretty humorous. Funny thing is, its all true! Stupid Sims...

Raffy Jay said...

First, thanks for visitin' my blog.

Maybe you need to take more test... unless you really deserve both. hehehehe

Book Queen said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. What did you think was interesting about the quote? Have you read Rumi?
I've only played the Sims a couple of times and (sorry) didn't really get what was fun about it.
Take care.

Jaina said...

Haha, perhaps a bit too serious. Though, I can't say anything, as I've never really spent much time on it at all. Like, waaaaay back when I was younger and it just came out and we had some sort of free version on our computer (that mysteriously got erased)
Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting. Sorry I didn't come by sooner, I just saw your comment. That's not my daily blog that you saw, and apparently I have the comment email settings wrong. Again. Haha. Hope to "see" you around.