5 Reason's Why I Hate The Sims

So, you've all played The Sims, right? If you haven't, wow, then stop having a life for two seconds. Damn. Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Well, in case you haven't heard, The Sims is one of the best selling PC game's of all time. People still can't get enough of The Sims. They have Sims counseling classes for all those Simaholic's. Really, right next door to Myspace Anonymous.

Well, here's 5 reason's that I hate The Sims. That's right, I said it. I hate The Sims.

5) Gibberish. It's all Gibberish! Imagine moving to a neighborhood where everyone speaks Chinese except you. You find a book and learn Chinese? Now, imagine that there's no possible way to learn the Chinese language. Everyone just kind of knows it, except you. It's Gibberish! Blibber Blabber! Do you know what "blibber blabber" means? Of course not, because it's Gibberish!
4) Sim's can't hold their bladder. If they really have to pee, they don't care where they are or how new the carpet is. They will pee on it. They're worse then dog's.
3) Sim's are very demanding. I walk away from the computer for three seconds. I come back and my Sim is shouting at me. No, he can't be polite. He demands that I show him the way to the refrigerator. You know what, Mr. Sim? I'm your creator, damn it! You speak to me with respect, jerk. Next time that you want to speak to me, you bow your head and pray.
2) Those crazy little Sim's aren't as innocent as they look. Sim's start fire's.
1) Neighbor's walk into your house without being invited. They watch your TV, they take shower's in your bathroom, and they turn your radio on without even asking. They are disrespectful little bastard's.

In retrospect, maybe I take the game a little too seriously.